The Kevin Crane
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Introducing: The Kevin Crane Seal of Approval
My opinion is really important.
It carries a lot of weight and everyone should listen to it.
My opinions are so important that I couldn't stop with just creating one. I have dozens of opinions in fact. Dozens!
I have opinions on cereal, colors, ...
A Treatise on Beards
For the two weeks before I went to France, half the time I texted Clara she was knitting. This troubled me as I have a strict policy against dating the elderly. I would always respond by calling her “grandma” in a courteous attempt to warn her of her ...
Apocalypse Meh
If you're reading this blog post then the Mayans were wrong. If you aren't reading this...whoops.
Pending any sudden worldwide crises (plague of frogs? leper invasion? cyclops?) I think it's safe to say that we have survived another apocalypse. This ...
Finals Are Boring and Cats Are Great
So I've decided that finals are boring, and I don't much care for them. My motivation level for these final tests has dropped so low in the past few weeks that it's a wonder I've studied at all (*Editor's note for parents: I have studied, don't worry ...
Justin Bieber Doesn't Even Like Boobs
Tonight marks the night of one of our country’s greatest annual traditions: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. We take our nation’s best and finest, strip them of most of their clothes, and adorn them in exceedingly ridiculous papier-mâché wings under ...